He's also a total boss at standing on the arm of my vintage chair.
I recently let him have a Sprite & ever since he keeps asking for pop. I found these awesome juice/sparkling water mixed drink things made with just regular grape juice & sparkling water mixed together & packaged in a can. He basically thinks he is getting pop & I secretly am all, "BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WIN LITTLE DUDE. I WIN!"
It's just weird having a kid. Like, a kid. Not a baby. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner & Mom-babble about how fast time flies & how my little baby is growing up.