Collin has shown zero interest in any form of potty training. I mean nothing. But he seems content to chill at my feet when I poop. He is two & most people have started potty training their kids. Some peoples' kids already are potty trained, but Collin? Collin is totally cool with me just changing his poop everyday. He don't care. He is basically just a potty training honey badger.
What homie doesn't know, is that I've been a honey badger that just don't care for a lot longer than him. He seriously has no idea what the heck he is doing, but I am determined. You know, because I'm a honey badger, damn it & when a god damned snake bites me...or a two year old trying to defeat toilet training...I'll just take my nap & then wake right up & keep on eating that snake....or potty training that kid.
For those of you who don't understand the honey badger references, go here. You're welcome.
Anyways, Collin is cool with sitting on his little seat (I just bought the small one that sits on top of the big toilet, I figured it would make the transition easier) & is basically a boss at unravelling toilet paper. But he doesn't sit for long unless I'm in there with him, which is cool because it gives me an excuse to avoid laundry.
His favorite part....mind you, he has NEVER even sprinkled into the toilet, yet...is flushing & waving to his non-existent pee. "BYEEEEE PEE PEE!!!!" Homie even waves at the water.
How long did it take you guys to train your boys? Also, did you teach them sitting down, too or am I dooming him to a life of being made fun of? I'm a single Mom, so it's not like I can teach by example.
