01: Collin eating his very first McDonald's Happy Meal. We are so healthy. 02: Our McDonald's has this little play area just for toddlers...which is basically a soft plastic hamburger & fries for them to climb on. It killed about an hour & a half of time. I was booted out of my house on this day because of the total replumbing that was going on in my house.
01: An super exciting email telling me I'm completely enrolled in school!! Hollaaaa! 02: The contents of my cabinets & underbellies of my sink cabinets. Replumbing sucks balls, folks. 03: Waiting for the plumbers so we can get the heck outta dodge. The mess made me so anxious. 04: Playing with Daddy's broken guitar. 05: You have to pay FIVE dollars to use this bulky, ghetto mall stroller. Word to the wise...always remember your stroller. 06: Sweet dreams...pretty sure Dexter was in my dreams this night. Love the plastic.
01: Playing with Nanny's notebook. Proud Mama. 02: Super hot Steve Maddens on clearance at Dillard's. Winning!
01: Collin & the dogs making a break for it. 02: His first pedi. I'm totally raising a friend of Dorothy! 03: Foot & leg massage? Why, abso-freaking-lutely!!! 04: Some....interesting tequila. I was told I was super immature for taking this pic....then she snapped a pic herself. Hahaha! Seester! 05: Three carts full of alcohol. We know how to party. 06: Sperm shots, anyone? 07: Our spoils. 08: Skinny Girl!!! It was pretty amazeballs, too. 09: The biggest bottle of Patron I have ever seen.
01: As if we didn't have enough alcohol, we went to buy more. "Just in case." 02: Last minute MOH/ Seester speech brainstorming. *cue Imagination Movers "Brainstormin'" song*
01: Collin looking dapper in his sweater vest. 02: Wearing the Steve Madden's!! 03: My flowery, flowy dress. 04: Seester & Maria, my two besties, downing the sperm shots like champs!!
01: Stolen centerpiece cheering up my house. 02: Left over pulled pork & macaroni salad.
One of the longest weeks of my life & I still documented it for you guys!