Collin was kidnapped today while I was at Target.
By my Mom.
She tortured him with lots of new toys, a new outfit, some rockin' Valentine frog socks & then took him to her house where she abused him with too many kisses & cuddles. Then, she took him out to dinner at one of my favorite restaurants.
I had nearly an entire day without Collin after running into my Mom at Target (addicts create addicts, ya know) & I can't even tell you the things that I thought about today while my mind rested....if you can call it that.
Would you believe I still have Christmas gifts to mail out? Slacker. There were so many productive things I wanted to do today, but when I got home from the store without Collin, I zoned out in front of the TV. The Bachelor (I luuuuurve me some Emily) & Teen Mom 2 were calling my name. I seriously love my trashy reality TV. It's pathetic. You should see the shit on my DVR.
The only productive thing I did today was glue Collin's nickname onto a cork board for the front of his bedroom door. Dollar Spot, holllaaaaa!!!!
I ended up not enjoying the silence & kept listening for Collin to wake up from his nap....only he wasn't going to wake up because he was enjoying a juicy steak with Nanny & Granddad at the Montana Steakhouse.
We had spaghetti.
Don't worry. As soon as Collin got home, he promptly tipped over his ball pit, grabbed my iPhone to delete some apps & make some phone calls & reminded us that he is the one that rules our house...
& we'd better not forget it.
My kid is ALWAYS on my iPhone.
Did anyone else see The CraigsList Killer on Lifetime? I thought it totally sucked. Just sayin'.